Nelson Mandela’s death has unleashed a flood of whitewashed, politically correct memorials of a man who spent most of his life as a deeply radical and controversial figure.
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
no as a scientist I can verify that adopted children are genetically mutated in such a way, that they have descended from rocks and were produced asexually.
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
I JUST MADE SOME OF THIS AND SHAWTY FIRES BURNIN IN MY MOUTH HOLE OOOO IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD IT’S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL HAD A BABY AND ITS IN YOUR MOUTH GOOD LAWDY IT IS PERF
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible